Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Vitamin Water

First off, this:

This "Vitamin Water" is a gift from god. I live off this, and literally have a bottle a day. This is the best drink ever, and here is why.

Number 1, it's red. So you know this fucker is going to taste intense. But that's not all, its "Vitamin" and first I was like, "Fuck is this shit, trying to be Powerade and all." now I'm like "MOAR!". So everyone, please try this shit. Its fucking awesome.

If you want to take the next step into mouth orgasm, eat a donut at the same time. One like this tasty bitch:


  1. I dunno, I believe that the whole "vitamin" part of Vitamin Water is both 1) Severely exaggerated and 2) Overshadowed by all the sweetener. Frankly, I'd take a green tea any day.